Goatling Profile
GOAThelius
GOAThelius's Profile
Guardian:
miss_beans
Gender: Male
Appearance Doll: Dragonfly Mage AD
Born: 13th Nov 2024 08:56
Feeling: Healthy, Full, and Happy. Level: 12
EXP: 213/4302
HP: 34/65
Strength: 12
Defense: 12
Intelligence: 1
Speed: 1
Previous Guardians: Click here
Guardian:
miss_beansGender: Male
Appearance Doll: Dragonfly Mage AD
Born: 13th Nov 2024 08:56
Feeling: Healthy, Full, and Happy. Level: 12
EXP: 213/4302
HP: 34/65
Strength: 12
Defense: 12
Intelligence: 1
Speed: 1
Previous Guardians: Click here
About GOAThelius:
GOATHELIUS
Garthelius the GOAT, or GOAThelius for short, is a grandpa-turned-wizard who died and came back to life as a hypebeast, TikTok superstar, Instagram influencer, scammer, and casual reality shifter. He tends to play dumb, but knows a lot more than he lets on. He is well over 100 years old (being 124, specifically) and severely lactose intolerant, though all of his favorite foods contain dairy.
His hobbies include filming content, casting spells, collecting sneakers, dyeing his hair for his brand sponsorships (most prominently Mountain Dew), selling counterfeit Jordans, having a horrible time traversing levels in Human Fall Flat with his depressed sparkledog Wumbus, trying to wrangle King Tut away from his distant cousin (and perpetual Robin-recruiter) Bruce Wayne, and robbing Ulfric Stormcloak blind.
GOAThelius's treasure:
Garthelius the GOAT, or GOAThelius for short, is a grandpa-turned-wizard who died and came back to life as a hypebeast, TikTok superstar, Instagram influencer, scammer, and casual reality shifter. He tends to play dumb, but knows a lot more than he lets on. He is well over 100 years old (being 124, specifically) and severely lactose intolerant, though all of his favorite foods contain dairy.
His hobbies include filming content, casting spells, collecting sneakers, dyeing his hair for his brand sponsorships (most prominently Mountain Dew), selling counterfeit Jordans, having a horrible time traversing levels in Human Fall Flat with his depressed sparkledog Wumbus, trying to wrangle King Tut away from his distant cousin (and perpetual Robin-recruiter) Bruce Wayne, and robbing Ulfric Stormcloak blind.
GOAThelius's treasure:
